christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
my parents fucking lied
talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life
i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man